THE GRUMPY OLD DAMES PODCAST

OUR MISSION STATEMENT:

GRUMPY OLD DAMES ARE THE AMBASSADORS OF WOMANHOOD. WE OFFER A MATURE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE OF SANITY IN A WORLD OF CHAOS!

THROUGH OUR DISCUSSIONS WE HOPE TO INSPIRE LAUGHTER, THOUGHT AND ACTION! FROM POP CULTURE TO HORTICULTURE, WE'RE HERE TO EXPLORE AND ENLIGHTEN WHILE WE'RE SEARCHING AND LEARNING!

WE CAN'T PRESUME TO KNOW THE TRUTH BUT WE PROMISE NOT TO WRAP BULL MANURE IN BREAD AND CALL IT A BURGER! IT'S ALL GENUINE!

WE HOPE YOU LOVE GRUMPING ALONG!

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LIFE , LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF GRUMPINESS!

THE DAMES ARE BACK1

CELEBRATING THE 250TH BIRTHDAY OF OUR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!

LADY VOX SHARES A TOP TEN ROCK SONG DEDICATED TO DAME LOCA!

THOMAS JEFFERSON AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS ARE DEFINITLY KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

THERES A HISTORY LESSON FROM LADY VOX!

SHE HAS A CLEVER ONION STORAGE IDEA IN THE KITCHEN AND

BREWS UP LIBERTY TEA IN THE CAULDRON!

THERE IS AN EMOTIONAL SONG ABOUT DAME LOCAS FAMILY HERIRAGE IN THE US,

AND A SILVER LINING IN THE LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF GRUMPINESS EPISODE!

SOMEBODY TO LOVE

THE DAMES CELEBRATE PRIDE IN THE 34TH EPISODE!

LADY VOX WHIPS UP MAYO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKES SOME DELICIOUS CHIVE BLOSSOM VINEGAR IN THE CAULDRON!

GAY ARTISTS TAKE THE STAGE AS KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

TWO AI SONGS WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE AND AS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING!

EQUITY UNTIL KICKOFF

THE GRUMPY DAMES CELEBRATE SPORTS AS THE LAST MERITOCRACY!

ADAM CURRY IS NAMED A KNIGHT OF VALOR FOR HIS LIFETIME ACHEIVEMENTS!

LADY VOX SERVES UP FIDDLEHEADS IN THE KITCHEN AND DRAWS A REFRESHING PEPPERMINT BATH IN THE CAULDRON!

AI SONGS WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE AND A SILVER LINING AWAIT YOU IN THIS EPISODE 33!

OUR 4/20 EPISODE

THE DAMES DISCUSS ALL THINGS CANNABIS IN THE 4/20 EPISODE!

HARRY ANSLINGER IS NAMED A DUNCE OF DISGRACE FOR HIS PART IN OUTLAWING MARIJUANA IN THE US!

WE MAKE POT BUTTER IN THE KITCHEN, AND TALK ABOUT THE MEDICINAL USES OF WEED IN THE CAULDRON!

WE SHARE SMOKING STORIES AND OUR AI SONGS WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE!

ONE CITIZEN, ONE VOTE!

THE DAMES DISCUSS THE "SAVE AMERICA ACT" AND ELECTION INTEGRITY IN THE LATEST

GRUMPY OLD DAMES PODCAST!

JUDICIAL WATCH CRUSADER TOM FITTON IS NAMED A KNIGHT OF VALOR IN

THE REGISTRY OF EXCELLENCE SEGMENT!

LADY VOX SHARES GOOD TASTE WITH TASTING SPOONS IN THE KITCHEN

AND EASES YOUR MENOPAUSE SYMPTOMS WITH DONG QUAI IN THE CAULDRON!

BLACK DAME LOCA WRITES A TOE TAPPING " SAVE AMERICA" VOTING SONG

AND SHARES A GRUMPY DAMES MEETUP REPORT FROM BASTROP TEXAS!

EPISODE 30

THE GRUMPY DAMES DISCUSS NEVER ENDING TRIBAL WARS IN THE 30TH EPISODE!

SIR BRIAN WITH AN I SHARES AN UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCE IN OUR FIRST VOICE MESSAGE!

MIMI SMITH-DVORAK IS NAMED OUR FIRST DAME OF DISTINCTION!

LADY VOX READS A POEM AND INTRODUCES US TO THE TASSAJARA

BREAD BOOK IN THE KITCHEN!

DAME LOCA SOOTHES YOUR BURN AND HEALS YOUR GUT WITH ALOE IN THE CAULDRON!

A SPECIAL AI SONG WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE AND OUR SILVER LINING

IS AWAITING YOU!

THE TASSAJARA BREAD BOOK

EPISODE 29

THE GRUMPY DAMES 29TH EPISODE IS A HEART FELT DEDICATION TO

JOHN C. DVORAK!

WE WISH HIM THE BESTFOR HIS UP COMING DOUBLE BYPASS

AND WE NAME HIM OOUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

WE TALK ABOUT HEALTHY HEART FOODS IN THE KITCHEN AND

LADY VOX INTRODUCES US TO HAWTHORN BERRIES IN THE CAULDRON!

A DOUBLE SILVER LINING AND SOME GREAT AI MUSIC CREATED FOR THE EPISODE!

EPISODE 28

IN OUR 28TH EPISODE WE DISCUSS THE EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS!

WE NAME ASTROPHYSICIST FRANK DRAKE AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

DAME LOCA SERVES UP SOME WIGGLY GELATIN RECIPES AND

LADY VOX ADDS ALCOHOL FOR SOME DELISCIOUS JELLO SHOTS!

WE BREW UP YAUPON TEA IN THE CAULDRON AND FIND

A SILVER LINING IN A POSSIBLE ALIEN ENCOUNTER ON EARTH!

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LOST PINES YAUPON

LOCAS ALIEN ENCOUNTER

THESE IMAGES TAKEN ON OCTOBER 18TH 2021 SHOW DAME LOCAS SECOND ALIEN ENCOUNTER!

IN THE RIGHT HAND CORNER OF THE PICS YOU CAN SEE THE TWO AIRCRAFT

CIRCLING EACH OTHER BEFORE THEY JET OFF INTO THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE!

EPISODE 27

IN OUR 27TH EPISODE WE GRUMP ABOUT THE OVERABUNDANCE

OF PROTESTS IN OUR COUNTRY!

WE NAME THE BRAVE WOMEN AND MEN OF THE IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS

ENFORCEMENT AS KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

LADY VOX HEALS YOUR MENISCUS WITH A TENNIS BALL IN THE KITCHEN

AND DAME LOCA SERVES UP AN IMMUNE SHOT IN THE CAULDRON!

A PROTEST SILVER LINING AND OUR AI SONGS WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE

INCLUDED IN THIS EPISODE OF GRUMPY OLD DAMES!

IMMUNE SHOTS

THE NARRATIVE IS MELTING

IN THIS EPISODE WE BITCH ABOUT THE NEVER ENDING CLIMATE CRISIS IN OUR VERY FIRST GRUMP ALONG WITH MRS. MOUSKOWITZ!

WE NOMINATE AL GORE AS OUR FIRST DUNCE OF DISGRACE

FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE TOPIC!

WE DISCUSS ELECTRICAL BLACKOUT EATING IN THE KITCHEN AND

LADY VOX EASES YOUR SNEEZES WITH QUERCETIN!

MRS MOUSKOWITZ'S SILVER LINING, OUR AI SONGS WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE

AND MUCH MORE AWAIT YOU IN THIS 26TH EPISODE!

MY DOG ATE MY BUDGET

IN THIS EPISODE THE DAMES DISCUSS GOVERMENT SPENDING AND CORRUPTION!

INDEPENDENT REPORTER NICK SHIRLEY IS NAMED A KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX WARMS YOUR KITCHEN WITH LOW AND SLOW COOKING IN THE KITCHEN

AND HARVESTS DEVILS CLUB IN THE COUL;DRON!

OUR AI MUSIC AND A SILVER LINING AWAIT YOU IN THIS EPISODE OF GRUMOPY OLD DAMES!

CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

THE DAMES SHARE THEIR CHRISTMAS MEMORIES IN THE 25TH EPISODE!

DAME LOCA SHARES AN AI INSTRUMENTAL CELEBRATING MIDNIGHT MASS AND THE DAMES DISCUSS THEIR MASS EXPERIENCES!

LADY VOX SINGS A BEAUTIFUL HEARTFELT VERSION OF " THE CHRISTMAS SONG"

AND RECALLS HER MEMORIES WITH HER MOM AT RHEMA BIBLE COLLEGE IN BROKEN ARROW, OKLAHOMA!

JESUS OF NAZERETH IS NAMED A KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX STANDS UNDER THE MISTLETOE AND SHARES ITS HEALING PROPERTIES!

DAME LOCA HAS A FLOURLESS PISTACHIO COOKIE RECIPE FOR YOU TO BAKE!
ALL THIS AND A SILVER LINING IN THIS EPISODE OF GRUMPY OLD DAMES!

EPISODE 23

IN THIS EPISODE WE GRUMP ABOUT ALL THE CHRISTMAS GRINCHES!

WE NOMINATE HHS SECRETARY ROBERT F KENNEDY JR AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

DAME VOX SHARES HER KETO CORNBREAD RECIPE AND GIVES US THE

"SAUCE" ABOUT CRANBERRIES IN THE VOXOCOLOGY!

ALWAYS A SILVER LINING AND OUR AI SONGS CREATED FOR THE EPISODE

ARE READY FOR YOUR LISTENING!

EPISODE 22

WE GIVE THANKS IN OUR 22ND EPISODE!

THEN WE GRUMP ABOUT HOW OUR OVERLY SENSITIVE SOCIETY TURNS EVERYTHING, INCLUDING

THANKSGIVING, INTO A CULTURE WAR!

WE HONOR SIR DARREN O'NEILL AND NAME HIM OUR SECOND

"KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!"

WE REPLACE YOUR CAMBELLS WITH SOME HOMEMADE SOUP... ROCK SOME

AI MUSIC WRITTEN FOR THE EPISODE..AND AS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING!!

LADY VOX'S KETO FRIENDLY GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE RECIPE!

EPISODE 21

OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND OUR 21ST EPISODE FINDS US DISCUSSING THE RECENT GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!

LADY VOX PRAISES THE DEMOCRATS THAT VOTED TO END IT AND WE NAME SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

WE GRIND UP CINNAMON IN THE VOXOCOLOGY AND ADD SOME GROUND ALLSPICE IN THE

KITCHEN FOR SOME OAXACAN COFFEE!

THERES A SILVER LINING AND SOME AI MUSIC CREATED JUST FOR THE EPISODE!

EPISODE 20

IN OUR 20TH EPISODE WE BITCH ABOUT THE UNRELENTING TIP CULTURE WE'RE EXPERIENCING!

WE NOMINATE SAN ANTONIO " JUICY" CHEF AND RESTAURANTEUR ANDREW WEISSMAN AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX COOKS UP A DELICIOUS "HOBO" DINNER IN THE KITCHEN.

THEN LOWERS YOUR BLOOD SUGAR WITH GYMNEMA SYLVESTRE IN THE VOXICOLOGY!

LOCA FINDS A SILVER LINING IN REWARD PROGRAMS AND LADY VOX UNVEILS A NEW SEGMENT!

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THE ROAD SLUT REPORT

LADY VOX VISITS MORGANTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA!

SHE ENJOYS A HOT TUB IN HARTESELLE, ALABAMA!

SHE FILLS UP TRASH BAGS IN FT. PIERCE FLORIDA...

AND HAS THE WORLDS BEST SUSHI IN LA GRANGE, KENTUCKY!

OUR 19TH EPISODE

IN OUR 19TH EPISODE WE DISCUSS INTOLERANCE.

WE MOURN THE LOSS OF ONE OF OUR KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

WE NAME CHARLIE KIRK OUR FIRST KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!!

LADY VOX HEALS EVERYTHING BUT YOUR HEART WITH ECHINACHEA!

THEN POURS UP A DELICIOUS DESSERT FOR BEER LOVERS!

DAME LOCA SQUEEZES OUT A SILVER LINING..ALL THIS AND MORE!

OUR 18TH EPISODE

IN OUR 18TH EPISODE WE GO "BACK TO SCHOOL!"

WE NOMINATE STEAMY EDUCATOR ANDREW HUBERMAN AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

WE REMEMBER LUNCH BOXES IN OUR KITCHEN BITCH!

LADY VOX INCREASES YOUR BRAIN ACTIVITY WITH BACOPA AND

BOTH DAMES KEEP LEARNING IN OUR SILVER LINING SEGMENT!

EPISODE 17

#17 IS OUR "WHAT'S UP PUSSYCAT?" EPISODE!

DAME LOCA BRINGS A FERAL CAT HOME! LADY VOX SNEEZES AT THE IDEA!!

WE NAME OZZY OSBOURNE OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX SHARES HER HOME MADE BREATHE EASY TEA FOR YOUR ALLERGIES

AND LOCA HAS A BLACK CLOUD INSTEAD OF A SILVER LINING!

EPISODE 16

IN OUR 16TH EPISODE WE GRUMP ABOUT WEATHER REPORTING!

WE DISCUSS THE TEXAS FOURTH OF JULY FLOODING AND NOMINATE

METEOROLOGIST JOE BASTARDI AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX HAS A CLEVER TRICK FOR MAKING YOUR BED AND

SPARES YOUR TELEMERES WITH ASTRAGALUS!

EPISODE 15

IN THIS EPISODE WE BITCH ABOUT INSOMNIA!

WE NOMINATE MATT WALKER AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR AND GIVE MIKE LINDELL AN HONORABLE MENTION!

LADY VOX SHARES SLEEP INDUCING VALERIAN ROOT AND DAME LOCA WAKES YOU UP WITH YAUPON HOLLY!

EPISODE 14

IN THIS EPISODE DAME LOCA BITCHES ABOUT AN ON GOING POSTAL NIGHTMARE!

THE DAMES NOMINATE POSTAL HERO AND EXTRAORDINARY CANINE BALTO AS THIER KNIGHT OF VALOR!

LADY VOX WORKS YOU OUT IN THE KITCHEN WITH TABOTA AND RELAXES THOSE CRAMPS WITH AN UNSUSPECTING KITCHEN STAPLE!

EPISODE 13

IN OUR 13TH EPISODE WE GRUMP AND PRAISE OUR NEIGHBORS!

LADY VOX SINGS A BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF "WONT YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR" AND SPREADS THE SPORES OF REISHI MUSHROOM!

DAME LOCA RECITES A MOVING POEM ABOUT OUR KNIGHTS OF VALOR, THE MEN AND WOMEN IN BLUE AND SHARES A SLICE OF AMISH FRIENDSHIP BREAD!

EPISODE 12

IN OUR "HELLYWOOD" EPISODE WE BITCH ABOUT THE MOVIE AND TELEVISION INDUSTRIES!

WE NOMINATE THE NEWLY APPOINTED HOLLYWOOD AMBASSADORS AS OUR KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

LADY VOX SHARES A FOOL PROOF POPCORN RECIPE AND BREWS UP SOME COCA LEAF TEA!

EPISODE 11

OUR 11TH EPISODE IS OUR "DRIVING" GRUMP!

WE DISCUSS THE CRAZY DRIVING CONDITIONS IN OUR COUNTRY.

WE NAME THE BRAVE MEN (AND WOMEN) WHO DRIVE FOR A LIVING, OUR KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

WE APPROVE OF HEALTHY SNACKS WHILE DRIVING AND LADY VOX CALMS YOUR NERVES WITH SKULLCAP IN THE VOXOCOLOGY REPORT!

EPISODE 10

IN OUR 10TH EPISODE WE DISCUSS THE US EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM

WE NAME CHARLIE KIRK OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR.

OREGANO IS ON THE MENU FORTHE VOXOCOLOGY REPORT.

LADY VOX HAS A CLEVER AIR FILTER HACK AND WE REMEMBER CURSIVE WRITTING

AND PHONETICS IN OUR SILVER LINING!

EPISODE 9

IN THIS EPISODE WE BITCH ABOUT "RACE BAITING" IN AMERICAN POLITICS AND MEDIA.

ECONOMIC HISTORIAN AND SOCIAL PHILOSOPHER DR THOMAS SOWELL IS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR.

LADY VOX SAVES YOUR LIVER WITH A HUMEROUS SONG AND INFO ABOUT MILK THISTLE

AND WE REMEMBER THE COLOR BLINDNESS OF OUR YOUTH IN OUR SILVER LINING!

EPISODE 8

IN EPISODE 8 WE SHARE OUR DOG OWNERSHIP EXPERIENCES. WE GRUMP ABOUT VARIOUS DOG ISSUES AND NAME CEASAR MILAN, "EL PERRERO" (THE DOG WISPERER) OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR.

WE COOK UP HOMEMADE DOG FOOD IN THE KITCHEN AND FLUSH OUT FOODS THAT ARE TOXIC TO DOGS IN THE VOXICOLOGY!

WHEN IT COMES TO DOGGOS THERE IS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING!

EPISODE 7

EPISODE SEVEN FINDS US DAMES BITCHING ABOUT MUSIC COPYWRITE RULES!

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY AND OUR KEEPERS ARE DEFINITELY KNIGHTS OF VALOR!

BLACK DAME LOCA REPORTS OUR 100TH PODCAST DOWNLOAD AND LADY VOX HEATS UP YOUR BEDROOM WITH CATUABA!

EPISODE 6

GRUMPY OLD DAMES ARE BACK TO DELIVER OUR MESSAGE ABOUT SPELL-CHECK, AUTO-INCORRECT, AND SPEECH TO TEXT, BECAUSE YOU WILL DEFINITLY WANT TO GRUMP ALONG!

WE NAME ARGENTINE PRESIDENT JAVIER MILEI AS OUR KNIGHT OF VALOR, AND WE LAY OUT THE BENEFITS OF COLLAGEN PEPTIDES IN OUR VOXICOLOGY REPORT!

LADY VOX CLOSES WITH A GREAT TIP FOR THE KITCHEN USING CHEAP BUT FANCY BOTTLE CAPS!